no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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