remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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