And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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