Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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