dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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