Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
She needs sedatives and a leash
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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