i don't like sucking hair
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
