You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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