I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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