You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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