You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
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