So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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