new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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