Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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