Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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