jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Randomize
