Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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