Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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