youre lurking in front of me
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
it glows. i had to have it.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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