I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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