There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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