I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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