Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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