If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Vodka?
Forever.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
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