doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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