white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
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