And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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