That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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