K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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