Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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