i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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