is wine microwaveable?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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