So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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