I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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