I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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