im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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