What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Randomize
