apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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