You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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