I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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