Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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