Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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