wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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