its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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