I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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