I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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