did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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