tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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