no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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