I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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