so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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