Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
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