when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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