I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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